Now here is a list of all the Hilda Comments which we can recall from days gone by.
On a coach trip skiing, on exiting from the tiny, grotty coach w.c.
Hilda: That toilet really takes the piss.
On being told we were going to watch the school play: "Toad of Toad Hall"
Hilda: That'll be nice, lots of little kids dressed up as frogs.
Whilst playing pictionary and drawing a smart chap in a suit.
All: We give up what is it?
Hilda: Conservatory
All: What???!
Hilda: Sorry I thought it said Conservative.
On travelling through a train tunnel on the Ipswich line.
Gav: This tunnel is the longest tunnel in the world
Hilda: No!
Gav: Yep really, the longest in the world
Hilda: Really?
On holiday in Florida, being driven by a mate.
Hilda: So does cruise control mean you don't have to steer then?
On holiday in Florida
Gav: Did you know that the word "tailgating" originated here?
Hilda: Never!
Gav: Yep it comes from when the Alligators chase after the car bumpers
Hilda: Blimey!
After visiting the Big Sheep in Devon
Hilda: Look they do a special readmission offer here
Gav: Yeah if you come back and can answer 3 questions about sheep correctly you get in for just £1
Hilda: Really?
At Wembley, watching Ipswich in the Championship Playoff
Hilda: What happens if it ends in a draw?
Gav: The team mascots come out and take penalty shots
Hilda: Really?
That's it for now. More to follow as we remember them!
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